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[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Of course I would see this article posted after I just ate Taco Bell. FAFO, I suppose :D

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks! I think I'm going to need it :D

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We're in this together, curse you soft tacos!!!!!

Same. I hadn't had Taco Bell in years and had a craving last week. Immediately after eating my meal I had to drop the kids off at the pool while searching why Taco Bell does that specifically to us so immediately. I think I'm in the clear though, just the normal Taco Bell reaction.