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I keep hearing the term looksmaxer and every time it's a person that looks like they were hit with a snow shovel repeatedly.
its a hammer, actually. Bonesmashing.
https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-bonesmashing-and-does-it-work-the-controversial-incel-tiktok-trend-explained
bone smashing? I must have the manliest left thumb on earth.
I see you out there thumbmaxxing
There's some money to be made in that. Try OnlyThumbs.
Thumbs are for hitchhiking and being Fonzie.
Osteoblast-maxxing
Everytime i read about this i think of Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.
Same. Oddly prophetic
🤣🤣🤣 im ded
At least take some gold with you
Ew, you mean that's real? I thought it was an AI image. I thought there's no way a real person could be that hideous. But if he literally smashed his own face with a hammer to achieve it, then perhaps a real person could truly be that hideous...
I get the feeling that this is a joke for all but the most stupid people
They look like the YouTube thumbnail for a bad GMod edit
He looks like a shitty render out of a lousy Half-Life clone.
Coincidentally, they all remind me of handsome squidward from spongebob, who became handsome after multiple slams to the face from a metal door.