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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Total missed opportunity for

They invited me to their house for drinks. As we approach, you can hear the music blaring through the windows.

Open the door

get on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur

[โ€“] jackintosh@feddit.nl 3 points 7 hours ago

Gonna get schwifty in here!