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[โ€“] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips, and it's fake AF.

Like every other waitress loves to tell me how young I look for my age. I know they are lying trying to get an extra few bucks. The bartenders/waiters don't do that... but they are friendly and chill.

Guess who I tip more?

wait i've read this joke before. the one with a bigger owl?