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and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips, and it's fake AF.
Like every other waitress loves to tell me how young I look for my age. I know they are lying trying to get an extra few bucks. The bartenders/waiters don't do that... but they are friendly and chill.
Guess who I tip more?
wait i've read this joke before. the one with a bigger owl?