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Easily wheels. Every roller bearing in things like drawer slides, sliding closet doors, sliding shower doors, sliding screen or glass doors, etc. are technically a kind of wheel. A single door could have multiple wheels. Garage door segments with multiple wheels as rollers pre segment. Cars, bicycles, scooters, skateboards, motorbikes all have multiple wheels. Wheels aren’t just for locomotion. 18 wheel trucks have only two doors but obviously 18 wheels, not including any hand-trolleys it might have in the back for loading/unloading. Trains have multiple bogies usually with 4 wheels each and two to a car, 8 wheels per car and maybe two to four doors.
But wait, what about an office building full of hundreds of doors? Think of every office chair with multiple wheels. Desk drawers. Office carts. Elevator pulleys, doors, and guides.
Wheels win.
Way more wheels than doors.
All creatures have an anus, and an anus is technically a door. Think how many insects there must be.
Interesting take.
it's really give and take
"Previous research conducted by various teams confidently concluded that the abudance of wheels present on Earth greatly outnumber the frequency of doors. However, our lab, through novel research conducted by NigelFrobisher, presents the Insect Anus Theorem. In this paper we will explore why insect anuses... "
Can’t beat that technicality, we’re surrounded by assholes.
If a sphincter is a type of door, the body has many of those. Not to mention other biological doors. Doors absolutely win this imho
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Maybe not anuses, but I can see valves being considered doors. And animals have tons of valves
Appliances have doors. Some.even have multiple, like fridges, dishwashers and tumble driers.
But yeah, I'm still on team wheel
Tumble driers have wheels to rotate the drum on. Some dishwasher racks have plastic wheels for sliding the racks out.
I see your wheel argument but want to add cabinet/closet doors to muddy the waters. My non-representative bathroom has 6 doors and no wheels. Then there are developing countries that often don't have wheels on their drawers and doors and rely on hinges more.
But they can have cars, motorcycles, mopeds, bicycles, hand carts, carts pulled by animals, and more. Does a doorway need to have a door on it to be a door? I kinda figured it sorta does, and probably in developing countries they might have curtain covers for cabinet doors rather than solid hinged ones. Not sure though.
It really depends on the country I've been to latin America and most people there have doors on their cabinets from what I've seen. Wood and labor there come pretty cheap. We'd need to get a good idea of an average house in India and China to make an educated guess.
One thing I'm pretty sure about is that there are more wheels being created now than doors.
You have me considering team door