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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Any large multi-room building, like an apartment complex or a hospital or something, would drastically increase the door count. And if we're talking toys, what about toy houses? Do lego doors count?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hospital doors have to be out numberer by the stools doctors scoot around on, I think.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plus hospital beds, medical equipment, supply carts.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But all those medical cabinets have doors too, lockers have tons of doors... It's a tight race I think.

Wait a minute…. Medical carts have wheels too!!!

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Does a double wheel caster count as two wheels or one? Either way, every office chair probably has 5 wheels, 10 if it counts as double.

[–] Zerot@fedia.io 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

1 office chair has 5 wheels. Almost every home has at least 1 office chair. And if we look at hospitals then it gets even worse because there are a lot of the beds have wheels.

And then we can go even further. A lot of curtains use rollers which are wheels. So if I just look at my apartment, I probably have 15-20 doors(cabinet doors, etc. but a lot of the normal doors are sliding doors which use wheels) and probably 50-100 wheels. And that is probably undercounting the wheels that are there by a lot.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but does that hold up globally? There are 8 billion people out there, plenty without computers or curtains. My guess is wheels only win cause you can also count defunct wheels on landfill bound chairs and things-- is a door still a door if it's unhinged and scraped?

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

we getting into quintessence talk now.

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Plus all the mechanical components that are technically wheels; gear and cogwheels, flywheels, pulleys, etc.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Cabinets man. Look around in a kitchen or bathroom, every single house in the world has a ton of doors.

Hotels, they're basically made out of doors (including furniture and appliances). Cruise ships take it to a whole other level.

Commercial lockers. It's ridiculous how many doors these spaces have.

Wheels probably wins because of the ridiculous amount of toys, but it's a fight.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hospital carts, chairs, wheelchairs, medical equipment, pretty much everything has wheels.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And inside those apartment complexes? Luggage, storage bins, drawers, IKEA daybed couches, modular tables, entertainment centers, desk chairs, and compact pizza-cutting utensils, all with one or more wheels.

Hell, some doors use wheels to close!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lego wheels vastly outnumber Lego doors though.

Lego is the biggest tire manufacturer in the world.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah but that doesn't take into account cabinet and interior doors which are never-to-seldom in Lego builds.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

But so do lego 18 wheelers.

Also, wheelbarrows, roller skates, one wheels, scooters, trains and roller coasters....