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real sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormented (lemmy.today)
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[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.

(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)

-- Frost

[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

<3

(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?

[–] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid