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Losing my religion (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 110 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing pisses religious nutjobs more than telling them that God spoke to you and said you were holier than they are.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"You guys need a priest to tell you what God wants? Why, he doesn't check in with you personally? What did you do to piss him off?"

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

You nailed him to what? And you wear the instrument of his torture?!

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait wait, i might actually use that to piss off some people lol