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submitted 2 days ago by sanitation@lemmy.today to c/technology@lemmy.world

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[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"We're losing money. People aren't buying our products anymore! What should we do?"

Shrink the size of the product and increase the cost. That will clearly be the solution!

[–] Kjell@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Another option is to buy the alternative product and cancel it.