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[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally ripped straight from an article on his 'glow up' from a teenage 80's movie villain to an adult 80's movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might've edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don't know why they would edit those features to be even worse.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like he constantly shoved his face up against a window and slowly slid down it as a baby all through to his adult life.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He looks like the Skyrim CC messed up cycling between Breton and Dark Elf.