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[–] Bread@thelemmy.club 21 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

TCG games just attract people that are 150 pounds overweight and smell like cat piss.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

thier own sweat and mildew, cat piss will actually burn your eyes.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 hours ago

Um it's a ferret not a cat.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 46 minutes ago

Somehow I don't imagine the two sports are comparable.

I'd love to see a crossover event though.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 9 points 11 hours ago

At least the rugby boys play slap-ass in the changeroom showers after the game

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

And them being overweight affects others' enjoyment of the game how exactly? Showering and deodorant are basic courtesy but why exactly is the player's body shape an issue?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Being overweight itself isn't an issue, but it does tend to cause more sweating.