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Anon tries to lose weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

boobewwy :3

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My processing speed is embarrassing today.

Also, my good sir, boobewwy is not a fwuit. Tis a bewwy. You're cheating!

But I'm sure it is delicious.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bewwies are fwuit.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nay!!! They are bewwies, bish! ... tbf, so are bananas, but that is besides the point!!

Can you fwiggin believe it? Apples, pears, tomatoes and lemons are technically considered bewwies? The wules are stupid.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago