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[โ€“] Nangijala@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So true! I really think that banana, grapes and pineapple work particularly well when frozen ๐Ÿคค

What fruits do you enjoy frozen?

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My processing speed is embarrassing today.

Also, my good sir, boobewwy is not a fwuit. Tis a bewwy. You're cheating!

But I'm sure it is delicious.

[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nay!!! They are bewwies, bish! ... tbf, so are bananas, but that is besides the point!!

Can you fwiggin believe it? Apples, pears, tomatoes and lemons are technically considered bewwies? The wules are stupid.

[โ€“] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cherries. Mmm, especially with plain yoghurt.

[โ€“] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 1 week ago

They can be so friggin good @,@

One of my sibs has a cherry tree in their garden and the cherries are so red, they turn black and the taste is fucking ridiculous, dude @,@ โค๏ธ

I have to try the frozen cherry and yogurt combo! Sounds rather perfect in this summer heat, actually!