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Anon's lil bro goes through his first break up (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I've had more than one woman in my life tell me how gay I am for having an oatmeal exfoliating facewash and moisturizer in my shower. because apparently i'm suppose to use soap only or something.

[–] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 1 points 30 minutes ago

Some women are for the patriarchy.

Sometimes, an "Are you gay" from a woman even is a "why are you not fucking me"; be it subconsciously, or a conscious flirty challenge.

Sometimes, it's a "My man would never do anything like that and other man shouldn't make him look bad in comparison". Although I guess that's the patriarchy thing again. Just like red pill podcast pickmes.

Of course all doesn't matter, you could be the most effeminate man in the world - as long as you're attracted to women, there's no question.