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GWAR Say They Never Heard from Secret Service Until Trump Became President (consequence.net)

submitted 3 days ago by nocturne@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Seen them during the first election

They killed Hillary, Trump, and Bernie

Trump was naked and wearing a cartoon sack of money for clothes, Hillary was sick and kept vomiting blood, and Bernie was old, died first, and came back as a mutated super monster that tried to eat everyone and had to be killed

The story, if you can call it that, was that Gwar were running for president of the universe and the only way to win was to kill your competition

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

when my dad saw them they had trump shoot blood at the audience out of a bullet hole in his heart

they had kamala harris diarrhea blast the audience

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I like how Bernie clearly gets a bit more respect compared to the others. Like they're clearly poking fun at him still but in a way where I feel like there's no active malice involved.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds super awesome. I'm not really one to go to concerts and shit like this (disturbingly close to 40 now and a layabout) but that definitely seems like a sick AF show. Probably fun as hell

[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

GWAR concerts are always rad. The music is second to the actual show

But you will get covered in fake blood (it's pretty much just water) so wear a white shirt and if it's cold outside, bring a change for the car