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GWAR Say They Never Heard from Secret Service Until Trump Became President (consequence.net)

submitted 3 days ago by nocturne@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every president before has given zero-fucks when criticized or joked about. Yet this orange kiddie-diddler lashes out uncontrollably and clearly can't take a joke. How many times has he threatened to pull a channel's broadcasting license over this. That some toxic fragile ego tiniest-dick energy.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Careful. He might threaten to revoke your internet access.