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More accurate to say "several overlapping cabals trying to expand their own fifedoms"
No no, those are fife drums
I spell bad a lot, but I'm keeping my typo as-is so this makes sense in the future, as it made me laugh.
"Fife"doms aside, it should be thiefdoms
Woah man. That's what conspiracy theorists argue.
Nah, they think it's only one, and then oscillate between Bilderberg, the Knights Templar, and the Illuminati.
IRL, there's a Venn diagram of 3 to 7 wealthy Cool Kids groups that all compete for influence and money. They're generally not even that secretive about it other than Peter Thiel.