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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

“As you probably know I represent the Rothschild’s” -Jeffery Epstein in email to Peter Thiel.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

That's redundant. Sociopathic Oligarch is better. Wait, that's redundant, too...

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world -2 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

A family of old money wealthy oligarchs who founded the state of Israel and set up Epstein to blackmail politicians in the west to continue to fund their genocidal state at their citizens behest. A little more complicated when you add generations of oligarchs with nefarious agendas. Even if the problem boils down to that these oligarchs have millions brainwashed to defend them and their agenda through tribalism and media propaganda. I agree that most of the world’s problems have boiled down to the wealthy but that is an oversimplification when you don’t factor in the “conspiracy” meaning the nefarious plots to maintain and grow their power and the control they hold over our “democracies”.

[–] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Those damn jews, right? If somebody would just do something about them. /s
Please cut that bullshit of these shadowy dark figures in the background. There are real people like Elon Musk from whom we know what he does and influences with his wealth.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world -3 points 6 hours ago

Nice try Mossad.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What's the point of all that money if you have to use so much of it to manipulate the world so they won't murder you and your entire bloodline?

Just get moderately wealthy, and and have a nice life, with nobody gunning for you. Is the bigger mansion or bigger yacht really that much better?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The more I see from groups like this, I cant help but agree. Maybe its all the isolation and paranoia knowing that most of the people around you are just using you for your money or influence and don't give a shit about you.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I think cluster b personality disorders like malignant narcissism and psychopathy are rewarded in our broken society so it’s compounded ten fold at the top

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can you just fuck off with the anti-semitism? Dog whistles and all? Thx.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world -4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

What?!? Nothing I said wasn’t factual. Also, the Palestinian’s are the semetic people not some white guy from jersey.