this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2026
227 points (93.8% liked)
okmatewanker
2591 readers
276 users here now
No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
I am for smacking the seagulls. One smack is enough. Beating it to death or slamming into a wall is overkill.
It's still senseless, while being willfully cruel and violent; it's just a smaller magnitude in the same wrong direction.
I don't think so. It's my food and if a seagull comes in to steal it it's getting smacked away. It is the way of life. You think a different animal would let a seagull steal its food? I doubt it. And my benevolence only stretches so far.