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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I remember when I thought being more efficient would result in less work.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 17 hours ago

The trick is to not let anyone know you're being too efficient. Automate an 8-hour job down to a minute, say you finished it in 7.

[–] adarza@piefed.ca 10 points 17 hours ago

you must'a made the mistake of finishing something early or showing-off your 'optimizations'

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The trick is to tell absolutely nobody then poke your mouse every few mins to make Teams think you're still online while playing games or reading. Or so I'm told.

[–] lietuva@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

place your mouse on a analog watch, trust me

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

That's pretty genius, and I happen to have one a foot away from where my mouse usually hangs out lol. I'll...tell my friend.