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Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case (www.404media.co)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the first law containing emojis…

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

☺️ As of 2026, humans and organic life will be concentrated into cities. 🫡 AI will take over and run the systems human depend on for living. 😷 AI already has taken over the healthcare system to provide humans care. 🤠 In perpetuity, humans abdicate their rights and serve AI.