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As a libertarian I would advocate selling liquor to all babies who want it.
Man, I miss the "As a libertarian" guy on reddit. Dude would start every comment like that before saying something insane.
Hilariously redundant.
As a libertarian, I'd also still comment on Reddit.
FTFY
If they want it enough they'll get a good enough job to afford it so that's redundant.
As a progressive with libertarian tendencies, I would add that alcoholic babies should also have access to rehab if they want it.
Ftfy what kind of libertarian did you say you were
As a libertarian I would advocate selling ~~liquor to all~~ babies who want it
As a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.
Liar, you're not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum
Kid Beer?
Don’t waste my fucking time, baby beer.
It's got what babies crave