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Sorry, 2-7 times a day??? Oh no
I'm gonna reach that limit before leaving my bed in the morning.
I reached the limit while reading this comment
Who the fuck farts twice a day
Jimmy Two Farts
Most people fart before taking a shit. You probably don't think of it as a fart just because you're on the toilet. But it is indeed a fart.
One from 7 to 9, and one for the afternoon from 19 until 21
It's two long farts.
Spanning 12 hours each