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Yeah, don't threaten me with a good time.
What I want is predictable pricing, not "ten percent off Tuesday, except the third Tuesday of the month..." and all the other BOGO crap where the discount is the real price at other stores and they just gouge you (90 to 100% in the case of BOGOs) the rest of the time.
You don't want to give discounts? Don't give discounts. We'll be comparing your prices to the competition. Discounts and sales and coupons are just a way to make price comparison harder for the consumers.