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Anon does genealogy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Punishing descendants is absolutely a part of the bible. Women experiencing pain during childbirth is supposedly a punishment for Eve eating the forbidden fruit.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago

Yeah, she really shouldn't have listen to the snake. Women could have been giving birth like a giraffe: Just standing there, muching on a snack while the baby just falls out.

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Shit, if that's the case, I'm surprised Christians haven't tried to outlaw epidurals.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

For some biblical figures really far back, yes, but as a punishment for normal (real) people?

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Women are normal (real) people, I believe.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

According to the bible, Eva is the literal second human and first woman and IIRC lived for hundreds of years, so no, she's not normal or real.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

But the millions of women who suffer from pain during birth on her behalf are normal and real.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

And she was made of rib