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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ACKSHUALLY the risk isn't in the cyanide. It's because if you eat the seeds a new apple tree will start growing inside your body. Once it gets too big your body will be torn apart and you fucking die. The only way to fix it is to send in a gardener with a chainsaw, which is obviously risky and painful.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

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Can't enjoy watermelon; can't enjoy apples; what next.