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'Maybe we'll never take it down': Trump compares White House UFC arena to Eiffel Tower, says it could be permanent (abcnews.com)

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[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh please let him live long enough to watch us tear all his tacky shit to the ground!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to see them light the det cord that demolishes mar a lago

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With Trump in it... Right?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, too fast and painless. Not that it'd be painless, just not painful enough for him.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ideally, yes.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

as cathartic as that sounds, he doesn't care.

the only thing that he cares about is himself. the best punishment for him would be to be locked in a room with read only Internet to watch the world move on and him die not being able to be the center of attention.

the best way to win a game against a narcissist is to play a different game with impossible to follow rules for them.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Stick him into a mental hospital and make him play cooperative board games with the other inmates until he understands the concept.

He'll die first.

[–] Toz@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bring back damnatio memoriae (probably spelled wrong)

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Give him a twitter account but have a script change whatever he types into BLAH BLAH BLAH

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you want to treat something down, treat the Golden Dick monument in Florida, the giant T on every Trump tower.