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Alabama had moved into the White House (lemmy.world)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47687234

On its 250th birthday, America has the shittiest looking head of state residency.

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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget the sideshow cages full of "subhumans" of all ages. They don't stop at bearded ladies and tattooed geeks anymore, they've got infants ripped from their mothers, mysteriously pregnant-in-transit children, and so much more! They even have fully-certified citizens and medaled wartime vets, too!

Don't worry, if you've still somehow retained your cogence, your self-worth, and most of your teeth, but haven't given up completely: you still might be eligible for a cage of your own. Ask your local class traitor and fact doctor if Detention™ is right for you!