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They already brought the circus to town, why not a cage match too
Don't forget the sideshow cages full of "subhumans" of all ages. They don't stop at bearded ladies and tattooed geeks anymore, they've got infants ripped from their mothers, mysteriously pregnant-in-transit children, and so much more! They even have fully-certified citizens and medaled wartime vets, too!
Don't worry, if you've still somehow retained your cogence, your self-worth, and most of your teeth, but haven't given up completely: you still might be eligible for a cage of your own. Ask your local class traitor and fact doctor if Detention™ is right for you!