this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
522 points (98.3% liked)
Microblog Memes
11587 readers
1506 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
That cat brain statistic is totally wack
SpongeBob Squarepants,
Fertility's based on the temp of your sack.
Volumes are really unintuitive to compare
ftfy
Too many syllables, too
Huh? 11:
Who lives in a pine a pple un der the sea
That cat brain sta tis tic is to ta lly wack
Huh?
Oh right. Hence I fixed that for them to chant "spongebob squarepants" :)
Try winning an argument against 4 cats and get back to me.
gets the water sprayer
Oh boy, you do not want them to start spraying back.
My parents tried that when they got a cat and they wanted to keep it off the bed. Result, a wet cat on a wet bed having a nice nap after the apparently fun game of been sprayed with water.
It's closer to 43-56 times the mass, so assuming the same density and shape it'd be 3.5-3.8 times the length? Maybe they were comparing length (a bonkers stat to use for the size of a round-ish object)