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[โ€“] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You'd flash your big white shiny smile You'd buy expensive shoes

[โ€“] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 48 minutes ago

But you'd be the only man on Earth, who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise