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Jumper style teleportation. I know it’s not objectively the best, that would probably be Atom Eve’s power from Invincible. But Jumper is the only media I’ve ever seen that’s left me a deep, unquenchable yearning to have a power. For days afterwards I was daydreaming about where I would teleport to.
You could get a cheap house in the middle of nowhere. You could get into movies for free. You could rob a bank. If you felt heroic you could be a top tier EMT. Maybe a low-risk astronaut. Bring the pieces of a giant rocket into orbit a little at a time until they can go anywhere with it. I could also spend more time with dispersed family.
Most importantly you could go to your favorite restaurants around the world whenever you wanted.
I always liked the powers from chronicle.