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The German word for "no" in this context is "keine", not "nein".
No, I'm not fun at parties. I'm German.
Not OP, but the joke is fixable - when death asks the cat IF they have any lives left - and if so, how many - the cat says “nein”.
Still awkward, but at least grammatically correct!