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submitted 1 week ago by DrCake@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Satya Nadella called AI a bicycle for your mind.

Close.

It's training wheels, not the bicycle.

The training wheels also come from a factory that drains local aquifers, creates so much noise its basically a sonic weapon of mass destruction, and also generates its own significant heat island effect.

And the training wheels have a very expensive subscription fee and will detonate if you stop paying it.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

It's more like a car you shut your brain off and go and then they get pikachushocked face when criminals use cars too