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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

No one who consumes malort is happy.

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right up until that Malort makes it past the gums. Or the writers get their hands on him.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How does one get malort outside of the US?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Burn some rubber bands and used ~~adhesive bandages~~ condoms and mix them with some vodka and a little bit of potpourri.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really need this as a bookmark

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I found it just sitting on ground outside. Best day of my life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Best day OUR lives, comrade.

You can take high quality photos of this for the rest of the fediverse and all, become our new God. I've been looking for a new Nicole/violet

My phone is 12 years old, that picture is the best I can do. Also, godhood is not my bag, I struggle with taking a compliment, being a god would fucking wreck me.

I’ll try to get a better picture of it, though.