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[–] Jazsta@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Raw oysters. They have the texture and salinity of snot

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

I like oysters. I don't like snots. Let's agree to disagree.

[–] square@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

I assume you've tried at least a few but the difference in oysters around the world is immense. If, for example, you've only tried east Asian oysters, give north/south American atlantic/Pacific or European atlantic/mediterranean ones a try.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Using snot as your salinity guide says a lot about you

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You've never had a runny nose before?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world -5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That you use it as a benchmark is weird

[–] yuri@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

pretty good as a benchmark in this case, imo. it’s universal and very evocative

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world -3 points 3 days ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 days ago

Not weird at all. Completely accurate, and I LOVE raw oysters. The texture is very weird though, like snot.