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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My dream job is to make potions in a cottage and invite my regulars to tea.

[–] X@piefed.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hello, Potion Seller. I’m going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Always a great trip down the classic YouTube memory lane

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

Also Potion Man, which surprisingly only came out this month

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve got just the thing. Cola with some THC. I believe it stands for tactical hitting charge!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There used to be a drink called Marley's Mellow Mood that had hemp seed oil in it and it was like the opposite of an energy drink. I loved it.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Add a camera and start streaming and it can become a thing.

Which made me realize that influencers are commodified regular lives. Life has become so expensive that it takes hundreds of viewers to finance one person to live as they please.

[–] daw@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Both the original description and yours ist just euphemism for being a drug dealer🙃