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My dream job is to make potions in a cottage and invite my regulars to tea.
Hello, Potion Seller. I’m going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.
Potion Seller, for the uninitiated.
Always a great trip down the classic YouTube memory lane
Also Potion Man, which surprisingly only came out this month
I’ve got just the thing. Cola with some THC. I believe it stands for tactical hitting charge!
There used to be a drink called Marley's Mellow Mood that had hemp seed oil in it and it was like the opposite of an energy drink. I loved it.
Add a camera and start streaming and it can become a thing.
Which made me realize that influencers are commodified regular lives. Life has become so expensive that it takes hundreds of viewers to finance one person to live as they please.
Both the original description and yours ist just euphemism for being a drug dealer🙃