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Ah the government, my oldest and most trusted friend! -Nobody
My family: "Politicians are so full of hot air that we could use them to solve the energy crisis!"
Also my family: "Did you hear what that politician said? It's so great, I'm glad they've got their priorities straight!"
Of course liars are only lying when they're saying things I don't like! They're definitely telling the truth when I want them to!
Eh, people still trust the police in circles wider than piefed. Imo police are the armed wing of the government
They are the boot