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[–] deafboy@lemmy.world 33 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (5 children)

A ball? 2 things internet has thought me...

  1. Never put a finger on the trigger if you're not going to kill someone
  2. Never put anything without a solid base in your rectum.
[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

The jar was pretty solid. Don't recommend it though.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I’ve seen people push out billiard balls and whole apples out of their backend. These were of course trained professionals, but a small ball that turns soft wouldn’t be much of a problem.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 3 points 7 hours ago

The idea apparently was that the warmth of the rectum makes the ball very squishy again, allowing you to easily push it out again.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 16 points 16 hours ago
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 6 points 15 hours ago

That hole already serves the function of pushing out squishy things though.