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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

People who think the end of civilization as we know it isn't around the corner

me: nothx

People who know the end is near but have no idea what to do and are panicking

me: nothx

People who are preparing for the end of civilization as we know it with and

me: nothx

Someone who has fully embraced we're living in Kali Yuga and just wings what being a good person is one step at a time

me: Marry me.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I've only ever seen "Kali Yuga" be mentioned by nazis before.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

If you've only seen swastikas on them too, it speaks more of your lack of awareness about indian/protoindoeuropean mythos than it does about Kali Yuga.

So when you see an eagle in nature do you also accuse them of fascism?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For anyone wondering, Kali Yuga began 5,127 years ago and has 426,873 years left as of 2026. And yes, it's the worst cycle. I think we can all agree on that.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Yugas, world ages. Kali is god/deity that represents chaos, or is often considered the personification of sin. He's also associated with suffering.

Kali Yuga: age of chaos, age of suffering, age of conflict.

It's sometimes brought up in incredibly fascinating contexts, and is sometimes used by religious leaders as a way to motivate people to do the bare minimum. Like, if the world is currently full of chaos, suffering, and conflict, then consider how much more meaningful it would be for you to share the fruit that grows on your tree instead of praying for the gods to harm your neighbors. It's a great way to heap on praise for people who are only driven by their own ego.

More often, though, it's used as a thought-terminating argument by your family members when they realize that they can't defend their choices and are unwilling to admit that they've ever been wrong about anything.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's just pillow talk, baby

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Turn around 🎶 bright eyes

Edit: that's all I've got. I don't know where I'm going anymore

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

eeeeeEERRY NAWAN DENN EYE-FALLAH PAHHH!!! 🥁🎵
And I need you now tonight... 🎶
I fuckin' need you more than ever... 🎼
And if you keep shitposting so tight... 🎶
This weirdo will keep replyyying forever... 🎵

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh man, I've never been on a forum date before. Ok be cool be cool

So uh commenting sure is great right?

Ok ok that was good. Good start. Let's see how it goes.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Wait, you're on a forum date?

nice.

So umm... I don't know what people do on dates nowadays but in my experience from back in the day when I was a real Dong JoAnne they just doom scrolled until I left their field of view or got near security personnel and then pointed goodbye at me.

I guess they got a little intimid-

👮< Excuse me, is this terminally online attention fiend bothering you?)

👮🏻‍♂️< We got a few calls.. )