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[โ€“] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maturing from the perspective of loving cake:

Kid: When I grow up I will have my own money and can buy a whole cake everyday!

Teen: When I leave the house I will be able to buy cake as much as I want!

YA: see kid above ^^^

Adult: Now I can finally buy as much cake as I want!

Adult (later that day in varying degrees of pain): The cake was a beautiful lie

And this is why you can never truly just eat as much cake as you want.

YOU CAN DO IT BRUCIE!