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Anon thinks about Truman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 76 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I feel the actual answer is the show would have simply made sure no children were ever anywhere near Truman. They controlled every aspect of his life, after all.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 37 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They also raised him. It's not like sexual predators just appear out of nowhere.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Say what you like about Christof, at least he didn't molest Truman as a kid, leading to him becoming a sexual oredator himself."

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I know it was typo, but the mental image of a sexual orator pleased me greatly, "Four score and, how You doin'?!"

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 hours ago

Imagine if he was a sexual orabator all lookin in the mirror like oh yeah you like that beard don’t you oh what you want I should take off this hat General Lee mmm (strokes beard) call me Mr President then well talk meet u at appopatjx nnngh