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"Say what you like about Christof, at least he didn't molest Truman as a kid, leading to him becoming a sexual oredator himself."
I know it was typo, but the mental image of a sexual orator pleased me greatly, "Four score and, how You doin'?!"
Imagine if he was a sexual orabator all lookin in the mirror like oh yeah you like that beard don’t you oh what you want I should take off this hat General Lee mmm (strokes beard) call me Mr President then well talk meet u at appopatjx nnngh