Last week, the Seattle subreddit dredged up a long-time drama between the Laurelhurst neighborhood and Seattle Children’s Hospital about its helicopters.
Seattle Children’s is the go-to specialized pediatric care center for Washington, Wyoming, Alaska, Montana, and Idaho. When children from near and far away need urgent treatment, they’ll get swooped up by a helicopter and taken to Seattle Children’s. This, the affluent North Seattle neighborhood will tell you, is quite the nuisance.
Such a nuisance that a neighborhood group wanted to make sure the hospital wasn’t landing flights on the helipad for non-emergency reasons, according to meeting minutes from 2021. “There needs to be a medical justification form for each flight (one was a broken leg for example),” said one member. In the six years of documented meetings The Stranger looked at, they had a lot more to say.
My proposal: fly helicopters over the area several times a day, with no patients on board. This will normalize the sound of helicopters, which they apparently find so horribly intrusive and disruptive.
Since there is nobody to bill, spread the costs among this community, perhaps focusing on the loudest complainers. I suspect the “problem” will somehow resolve itself after that.
Unfortunately you’re talking about people who are incredibly rich and don’t view fees as a deterrent at all. They willingly pay for the flight records of each of these helicopter flights and demand the reason for why the children had to be flown each time.
I know. I’m imagining a world where the rule of law actually exists to serve the public.