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Trump to deport hundreds of bison from Montana (www.thetimes.com)
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The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.

The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because they need the lands for fracking, or more cows.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

or golf courses

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Cow fracking

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You get more milk out of the cow if you force 78 thousand cubic metres of chemical mud under 400 atmospheres of pressure up it's arse.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

That poor spherical cow doesn't stand a chance

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

That should get prices down!!