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The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.

The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.

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[–] newton@feddit.online 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The bisons. will be killed

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

Going straight back to the 1890s

Mountain of bison skulls

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's what MAGAts wanted, right?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

Naw 1890s was after the civil war, they want to go back further.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

This image always makes me so sad.

[–] newton@feddit.online 2 points 8 hours ago

Everything to please his friends millionaires

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

In Australia we just deport the unwanted Bisons to Nauru.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 10 points 1 day ago

Outrageous! I was expecting them to be flown to a cruel feed lot in some central american country.