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submitted 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) by SpaceFacts@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I have NEVER put my phone on Airplane Mode because Fuck Them.

[–] skuwubi@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Wdym fuck em. They kindly ask you to turn your phone into flight mode, likely because it might interfere with the plane's communication system and cause safety problems. What have they done wrong to you, they're just doing their job of providing you a safe flight

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today -3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It's not going to interfere with the flight. In 35 years of ubiquitous cell phones, and 45,000 flights per day, has a plane crash ever been attributed to one? If a single cell phone could bring down a plane, they'd be totally banned from society.

At the very least, they would hold them until you got off the flight. They search us, X-ray us, frisk us, make us take off shoes, belts, confiscate water, shampoo, etc., but they let every single person on with a trigger to bring down the plane, as long as they promise to put it in airplane mode? Sure, that will stop every terrorist.

Grow up, and don't belong everything they tell you. In fact, don't believe ANYTHING they tell you. Use your Critical a Thinking Skills, and don't ever be afraid to tell some pushy, insistent asshole to fuck all the way off.

People not asserting themselves by rejecting bullshit is what has brought us here.