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Wiping mentioned on the internet, bidet sleeper agent activated
Yeah, like everybody has the possibility to install a bidet.
assuming you have running water, yeah you should be able to find a model that works. if you mean your landlord "won't let you", enjoy the sweet sensation of not giving a fuck what they think because they will never check. if for some reason you still can't, they make portable bidets that you don't even need to install. I have one that is basically just a water bottle with a curved nozzle for a cap, so you just have to fill it, aim, and squeeze to spray your ass. there are fancier ones with a battery and pump.
Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ~~ransoms~~ randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong.
I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part.
I'm using a showerhead with narrow spray mode. It's not very convenient, but it gets the job done