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Christians think the Earth is 6,000 years old.
Those who accept the science, and the of the age of the universe, were tricked by Satan, who placed the dinosaur bones in the ground and fucking magic'd them, so when they're carbon dated, they seem ancient.
Also the Earth is flat, obviously.
Uh... modern young earth creationism is pretty much an American thing, and modern flat earth beliefs only became a thing in the mid-19th century. I know Lemmy likes to dunk on Christians, but this is historically illiterate.
actually, time is not linear for God so we cannot assume how old the Earth is via using the six/seven days
go science and roman catholicism
Okay - let's assume that that the timeline is fucked up.
That doesn't explain how god first created light... Then somehow made the sun and stars later.
"light" might be the big bang and the sun and stars came significantly after that
Christians love the flat earth cult, because it's just like their own cult. Belief other facts