cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/41666558
this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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Luckily I believe in a version of heaven that has unlimited computers. I would spend eternity writing Rust and Haskell without worrying about deadlines or running out of Ram.
I believe if there is a heaven and I end up there, I'll be surrounded by computers I can play with on end without anyone bothering me. If there's a hell and I end up there, I'll be surrounded by people who need help with their computer.
Haskell is cool but why rust?
Because Rust is cool.
Both Haskell and Rust are functional and the video is a very blatant satire. Either you are confused or you are trying to be funny and I'm not getting it.